its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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