I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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