My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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