What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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