Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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