these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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