he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
50% drunk capacity currently
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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