I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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