But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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