West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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