The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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