Nicole vs. Life
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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