but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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