is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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