Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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