don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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