Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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