I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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