Everything about him screamed your future.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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