All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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