I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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