what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All the doctor said was why
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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