You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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