Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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