Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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