my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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