Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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