If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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