I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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