I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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