New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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