Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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