Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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