yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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