i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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