He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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