Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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