The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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