if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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