We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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