Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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