Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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