He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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