I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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We don't watch enough power rangers
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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