But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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