I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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