We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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