Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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