How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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