Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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